wearing shorts and tshirts on cold winter days to prove your dominance to your peers
my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape
working in a group where no one actually contributes to the project
I don’t know how I managed to get requested the entire Pesto family, but cool. Send in some more characters. I’m on a roll!
Don’t befriend writers unless you want texts like this at 4:17 in the morning.
Adding more to the list of youtubers throwing shade.
babies are so cute and dumb aww they have only like 3 skills its adorable
talking, breathing, archery (lv26)
i like how cis people act like it would be the worst thing in the world not to assume people’s genders i mean we don’t assume people’s names what if you just met someone and you were like “hey emily” and they were like “thats not my name its megan” and you were like “oh well how was i supposed to know. you look like an emily to me. i guess i can try to call you megan but its gonna be hard because i just see you as such an emily”
have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death